Classroom Funnies

• Teacher:- Mary, go to the map and find North America .
  
  Mary:- Here it is.
  
  Teacher:- Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?
  
  Class:- Mary.



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• Teacher:- Sarah, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
  
  Sarah:- You told me to do it without using tables.



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• Teacher:- Roy, how do you spell 'crocodile?'
  
  Roy:- K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'
  
  Teacher:- No, that's wrong.
  
  Roy:- Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how "I" spell it.



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• Teacher:- Stan, what is the chemical formula for water?
  
  Stan:- H I J K L M N O.
  
  Teacher:- What are you talking about?
  
  Stan:- Yesterday you said it was H to O.



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• Teacher:- Wendy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have one hundred years ago.
  
  Wendy:- Me!



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• Teacher:- Joseph, why do you always get so dirty?
  
  Joseph:- Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.



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• Teacher:- Jodi, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '
  
  Jodi:- I is....
  
  Teacher:- No, Jodi..... Always say, 'I am.'
  
  Jodi:- All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'



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• Teacher:- George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louann, do you know why his father didn't punish him?
  
  Louann:- Because George still had the axe in his hand.



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• Teacher:- Now, Allan, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?
  
  Allan:- No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.



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• Teacher:- Ken , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
  
  Ken:- No, sir. It's the same dog.