Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by St. Peter at the Pearly Gates.
"In honour of this holy season" St. Peter said, "You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into Heaven".
The man from Hamilton, Ontario fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on and said "It represents a candle".
"You may pass through the Pearly Gates" St. Peter said.
The man from Vancouver, B.C. reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, "They're the church bells".
St. Peter said, "You may pass through the Pearly Gates".
The man from St. Johns, Newfoundland started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of womens panties.
St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, "And just what do those symbolize?"
The man looked at St. Peter and said, "These are Carols."
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Moan ... groan ...
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