Monday, November 24, 2008

Classroom Funnies

  • Teacher:- Mary, go to the map and find North America .

    Mary:- Here it is.

    Teacher:- Correct. Now class, who discovered America ?

    Class:- Mary.

  • Teacher:- Sarah, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?

    Sarah:- You told me to do it without using tables.

  • Teacher:- Roy, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

    Roy:- K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L'

    Teacher:- No, that's wrong.

    Roy:- Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how "I" spell it.

  • Teacher:- Stan, what is the chemical formula for water?

    Stan:- H I J K L M N O.

    Teacher:- What are you talking about?

    Stan:- Yesterday you said it was H to O.

  • Teacher:- Wendy, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have one hundred years ago.

    Wendy:- Me!

  • Teacher:- Joseph, why do you always get so dirty?

    Joseph:- Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.

  • Teacher:- Jodi, give me a sentence starting with ' I. '

    Jodi:- I is....

    Teacher:- No, Jodi..... Always say, 'I am.'

    Jodi:- All right... 'I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.'

  • Teacher:- George Washington not only chopped down his father's cherry tree, but also admitted it. Now, Louann, do you know why his father didn't punish him?

    Louann:- Because George still had the axe in his hand.

  • Teacher:- Now, Allan, tell me frankly, do you say prayers before eating?

    Allan:- No sir, I don't have to, my Mom is a good cook.

  • Teacher:- Ken , your composition on 'My Dog' is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?

    Ken:- No, sir. It's the same dog.

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