You May Live In Canada

Canadians as seen through the eyes of Jeff Foxworthy

• If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
  September through May,
  You may live in Canada.




• If someone in a Home Depot store
  Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
  with someone who dialed a wrong number,
  You may live in Canada.




• If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
  South of Detroit for the weekend,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you measure distance in hours,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you know several people
  Who have hit a deer more than once,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
  In the same day and back again,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
  During a raging blizzard without flinching,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you install security lights on your house and garage,
  But leave both unlocked,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you carry jumpers in your car
  And your wife knows how to use them,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you design your kid's Halloween costume
  To fit over a snowsuit,
  You may live in Canada.




• If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
  You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
  You may live in Canada.




• If driving is better in the winter
  Because the potholes are filled with snow,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you know all 4 seasons:
  Almost winter, winter, still winter,
  And road construction,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you have more miles
  On your snow blower than your car,
  You may live in Canada.




• If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
  You may live in Canada.