Monday, December 1, 2008

You May Live In Canada

Canadians as seen through the eyes of Jeff Foxworthy


  • If your local Dairy Queen is closed from
    September through May,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If someone in a Home Depot store
    Offers you assistance and they don't work there,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you've worn shorts and a parka at the same time,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you've had a lengthy telephone conversation
    with someone who dialed a wrong number,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If 'Vacation' means going anywhere
    South of Detroit for the weekend,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you measure distance in hours,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you know several people
    Who have hit a deer more than once,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you have switched from 'heat' to 'A/C'
    In the same day and back again,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you can drive 90 km/hr through 2 feet of snow
    During a raging blizzard without flinching,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you install security lights on your house and garage,
    But leave both unlocked,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you carry jumpers in your car
    And your wife knows how to use them,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you design your kid's Halloween costume
    To fit over a snowsuit,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If the speed limit on the highway is 80 km --
    You're going 90 and everybody is passing you,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If driving is better in the winter
    Because the potholes are filled with snow,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you know all 4 seasons:
    Almost winter, winter, still winter,
    And road construction,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you have more miles
    On your snow blower than your car,
    You may live in Canada.



  • If you find 2 degrees 'a little chilly',
    You may live in Canada.

 
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