Monday, September 29, 2008

Hell Has Frozen Over

Two guys from Thunder Bay die and wake up in hell. The next day the devil stops
in to check on them and sees them dressed in heavy coats, mittens and hats
warming themselves around the fire. The devil asks them, "What are you
doing? Isn't it hot enough for you?"

The two guys reply, "Well, ya know, we're from Thunder Bay, the land of snow
and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance to warm up a little bit, ya
know."

The devil decides that these two aren't miserable enough and turns up the
heat. The next morning he stops in again and there they are, still dressed
in heavy coats, hats and mittens. The devil asks them again, "Its awfully
hot down here, can't you guys feel that?"

Again the two guys reply, "Well, like we told you yesterday, we're from
Thunder Bay, the land of snow and ice and cold. We're just happy for a chance
to warm up a little bit, ya know."

This gets the devil a little steamed up and he decides to fix the two guys.
He cranks the heat up as high as it will go. The people are wailing and
screaming every where. He stops by the room with the two guys from Thunder Bay are
and finds them in light jackets and hats, grillin walleye and drinking beer.
The devil is astonished, "Everyone down here is in abject misery, and you
two seem to be enjoying yourself."

The two men reply, "Well, ya know, we don't get too much warm
weather up there in Thunder Bay, we've just got to have a fish fry when the
weather's this nice."

The devil is absolutely furious, he can hardly see straight. Finally he
comes up with the answer. The two guys love the heat because they have been
cold all their lives. The devil decides to turn all the heat off in hell.
Icicles are hanging everywhere, people are shivering so bad that they are
unable to wail, moan and gnash their teeth.

The devil smiles and heads for the room with the two lads. He gets
there and finds them back in their coats, hats, and mittens. They are
jumping up and down, cheering, yelling and screaming like mad men.

The devil is dumbfounded, "I don't understand, when I turn up the heat
you're happy. Now its freezing cold and you're still happy. What is wrong
with you two?"

The boys from Thunder Bay look at the devil in surprise, "Well, don't ya know, if
hell has frozen over that must mean the Hamilton Tiger Cats have won the Grey Cup!"



Don't get mad. It's all in fun. I'm a die-hard Cat fan myself.

1 comment:

Wen said...

HA HA HA ok i`ll let you away with that one.
This time...

 
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